Dem Dems

"Democrats... they're all blacks and women," said by my grandmother, who happens to be a woman.

All in the Family

"I called about my bill, and it was this colored lady on the phone, ..."

- my grandmother.

"My friend Ronda, she's black, ..."

- my mother.

"We had these two gay guys come in to redecorate our house."

- my dad.

"These two gay guys owned the house before us."

- my dad, again.